iris_arctic (iris_arctic) wrote,
iris_arctic
iris_arctic

Доброе утро!)


THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
             1. Innovative
             2. Preliminary
             3. Proliferation
             4. Cinnamon

             THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
             1. Specificity
             2. Anti-constitutionalistically
             3. Passive-aggressive disorder
             4. Transubstantiate

             THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
             1. No thanks, I'm married.
             2. Nope, no more booze for me!
             3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
             4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
             5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
             6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
             7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
             8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
             coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
             9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this
             parking lot or on the side of the road.
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